The DeRita Sisters - Whore Stories

The DeRita Sisters are really four guys playing fast, loud, offensive three cord punk, whereas Whore Stories actually is a collection of songs about hookers.

I think the idea is hilarious and I'm not easily offended (hell, I LOVE the completely juvenile and totally obnoxious Sloppy Seconds) but this is a concept that wears a bit thin, not to mention that it presents a rather dim view of women. Now, if you're a guy who's suffered through your girlfriend screwing your best friend or some similar tragedy of love, then you'll probably rank this one at the top of your list.

That said, the second track Drive-Thru Screw is throughly catchy, and almost makes up for the Norm Macdonald "Dead Hooker" dialog that opens the album. The sinister instrumental Five Floors Of Fun proves these guys have talent, and Suburban Legend, Shine You On and even the whiny Whorible still manage to interest and amuse.

Get a copy from Big Lizard Records.

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(all MP3 files are 48k for easy download)